Thursday, October 19, 2006

You Were Never Fuglier - Suzanne Somers

What on earth happened to Suzanne, star of a million info-mercials for the thigh master. I presume at some point she had some kind of other career as well ....oh yes wasn't she an actress once?

Well she might have thighs that can crack a walnut but theres nothing firm about that face!
Obviously thigh master sales are down or she'd be straight to the surgeons office.
Then maybe she might look somthing like her thigh master promo shots!

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Thighs like steel...face like blancmange!

Stephen